A TEXT POST

Coke Can Squeeze from Polynesia

Saw a Samoan girl in her late teens today squeeze and crush her coke can with one hand as she held it upside down above her head in order to, I presume, get every last drop out of the can?

That is now the only acceptable way to drink a canned beverage.

A TEXT POST

Sunday Stroll

So,

Sunday night.

Typically referred to as the loneliest time of the week.

I go for a walk and ponder upon some things.

Read on for full disclosure.

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A VIDEO

I directed, edited and cameo’d in this wonderful music video interpretation of Alexander O’Neal’s “All True Man”. Enjoy.

A PHOTO

Old Orlando.
I drew this back in 2004 based off of a photo of Orlando Bloom in a magazine. I did it for an assignment and thought nothing of it. Looking at it now, I’m rather happy with it’s likeness.
Enjoy, Internet.

A TEXT POST

Two Months

Yo wadup,

I’ve been back in the homeland (Auckland, New Zealand) for roughly two months now.

What has happened in those two months?
Let’s make a list:

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A VIDEO

Sometimes the brain does what it wants.
Sometimes it combines words that shouldn’t be combined.
& sometimes the brain does not work at all.
I managed to do all three at once.
Do for it!